The Four-Time Champion… But 2 Seconds Slower?

Formula 1 fans love a good joke, and Max Verstappen, the newly crowned four-time F1 world champion, has just become the subject of one. But this time, it’s not about his Red Bull dominance, his rivalries, or his controversial moves on track. Instead, it’s about a cheeky comment that has the internet buzzing: “2 segundos más lento el tetracampeón”—”The four-time champion is 2 seconds slower.”
What could possibly slow down the fastest driver on the grid? Did Red Bull secretly tweak his car? Did he take inspiration from Sergio Pérez’s recent qualifying performances? Well, the real reason is something even Max couldn’t outpace…
Kelly Piquet Announces a Double Surprise: Twins on the Way!
That’s right—Kelly Piquet, Verstappen’s longtime partner, has just announced that they are expecting twins! The big reveal sent shockwaves through the F1 community, with fans celebrating not only Max’s fourth consecutive world championship but also his next big role: fatherhood.
While Verstappen has conquered the toughest circuits in the world, from Monaco’s narrow streets to Suzuka’s high-speed corners, he’s about to face his biggest challenge yet—changing diapers at record-breaking speed and surviving sleepless nights!
And so, the internet delivered the ultimate punchline: Max, the man who leaves his competitors in the dust, might finally be 2 seconds slower—thanks to his upcoming dad duties!
Red Bull’s Double Victory—On and Off the Track
2024 has been an incredible year for Max Verstappen. Not only has he secured his fourth F1 title, but he’s also expanding his team at home. His dominance on the track has been nothing short of spectacular, with Red Bull securing both the Constructors’ and Drivers’ Championships in style.
While Sergio Pérez is rumored to be leaving Red Bull, Verstappen is gearing up for a completely different kind of team strategy—balancing his time between racing at 350 km/h and playing with baby toys at home.
The timing couldn’t be more perfect. With Red Bull continuing to dominate and Verstappen securing his future in F1, he now has the freedom to focus on family life while still aiming for a potential fifth championship in 2025.
“2 Seconds Slower”? The Funniest Reactions Online
Formula 1 fans wasted no time turning the news into pure comedy gold. Social media exploded with memes, jokes, and hilarious comments, all poking fun at Verstappen’s new adventure. Here are some of the best:
- “Max finally has a real reason to be slower—twins on board!”
- “Red Bull gives you wings, but babies give you sleepless nights!”
- “Two new Verstappens on the way? The grid is in trouble!”
- “Imagine if the twins grow up to be Verstappen vs Verstappen in F1 someday!”
Even Sergio Pérez, Verstappen’s soon-to-be-former teammate, couldn’t resist the chance to poke fun. After all, Checo has been a dad for years, so he knows exactly what Max is in for. Some fans joked that Pérez should give Verstappen fatherhood lessons instead of racecraft advice!
A New Era for Max Verstappen—Can He Handle It?
For a driver as competitive as Max Verstappen, fatherhood might be his toughest challenge yet. While he’s mastered tire management, overtaking, and handling the pressure of world championships, he’ll now have to master:
- Midnight pit stops (aka diaper changes)
- Mastering the “baby bottle” strategy
- Tuning out distractions (goodbye, onboard radio—hello, baby cries!)
- Finding time for F1 while dealing with sleep deprivation
It will be interesting to see if fatherhood changes Verstappen’s approach to racing. Will he become even more aggressive on track, eager to get home to his family? Or will we see a softer, more patient Max? One thing is certain—2025 will be a season like no other for Red Bull’s star driver.
Red Bull’s Future: More Verstappens, More Championships?
While Max Verstappen’s dominance in Formula 1 continues, some fans are already looking further ahead—could his children be the next Verstappens in F1? Imagine a future where the Verstappen twins continue their father’s legacy, battling for world championships just like their dad.
With Jos Verstappen having coached Max from a young age, the Verstappen family has a history of raising racing champions. Could we see another father-son duo in F1 in 20 years? Or perhaps, a sibling rivalry that makes Hamilton vs Rosberg look tame?
For now, Verstappen is focused on the present—securing more titles, enjoying his time with Kelly, and preparing for life as a dad of two.
Congratulations, Max and Kelly!
Whether on the race track or in the nursery, Max Verstappen is about to enter a brand-new chapter of his life. From four F1 titles to two babies on the way, 2024 is shaping up to be his most unforgettable year yet.
So, cheers to Max and Kelly! May the babies be as fast as their dad (or at least let him sleep once in a while). And Max—get ready, because this is one race you can’t win by going full throttle!